“I hate it when you get the foot massage first and they want to rub your face last”

An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.
- Charles de Montesquieu

(You might say the same about all the bloggers out there ;)

It’s not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed.
– Chuck Palahniuk

"I like to watch ‘Girls Gone Wild’ backwards so it looks like the girls have learned their lesson."

I ’bout pee’d my pants reading this article. You have got to go here:
10 Most Dangerous Toys

Some of my favorite quotes from the article:

“Oh-Jesus-it’s-chasing-me”
“Nothing says safety like an open hot plate.”
“Kids do the darndest things, but not, apparently, nuclear physics.”

(You know I am going to be all over eBay looking for these :)

Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren’t distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.
  – Randy K. Milholland

(Maybe this is why photo blogs are so popular)