ME: “Hi, you guys just coming back from your honeymoon?”
GUY ON PLANE: “Yes, How did you know?”
ME: “You’re traveling with your wife on a Wednesday in cargo shorts when everyone else is in a suit. You have an embarrassingly bad sun burn in all the wrong places. Your new ring is blinding me with its luster and the fact that it has no scratches. You have a misshapen bag that is either carrying four pairs of groomsmen shoes or your rent a tux. Your hair was cut 4 days ago and you are oblivious to how to board a $&@# airplane!!!”

Imagine an alien spaceship landed on earth. It travelled over everything in it’s path and every once and awhile it shot out a 23′ laser and vaporized rocks. This is what we are sending to Mars. Are we crazy? If I was a lil green man (why green?) I would either hide under a rock or send my entire army to nuke the thing USA style. Either way I don’t think this is the nicest way to say hello!!!
Thoughts?

(article from Wired magazine AUG 2011)

She landed in Israel!

Sent from my iPad

Why? What were you thinking? ;)

I went to Manly Beach (real name!) and found 4 handfuls of sea glass in about 30 minutes. I even got the local kids wondering what this crazy American accented guy was doing on the rocks. So, many good pieces. And I was worried I wouldn’t find any. Ps. If you go take the fast ferry. 1. fast. 2. Free wifi.

Not bad for 4.5 hour flight, 15 hour flight, 6:30am arrival, shower in a gym, race to a 10am then 11am THEN 1pm appointment and time to see the sights. I’m going to bed now.